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"Patient: (asking about Cameron and House) The two of you use to be together? House: (referring to..."

Sun, 25 Apr 2010 13:51:40 -0400

“Patient: (asking about Cameron and House) The two of you use to be together?
House: (referring to the patient’s obesity) She dumped me when I lost the last 85 pounds. Said there was less of me to love.”

- Dying Changes Everything

"House: So, and I see no logical way around this, if you want your marriage to matter, you have to be..."

Sun, 25 Apr 2010 13:46:49 -0400

“House: So, and I see no logical way around this, if you want your marriage to matter, you have to be a wanton, trolling, muck-covered pig the day before.
Dr. Chase: You’re evil. See ya.”

- House Divided

Carrie Underwood - Cowboy Casanova

Sun, 25 Apr 2010 13:41:08 -0400

Carrie Underwood - Cowboy Casanova

The Killers- Somebody Told Me

Sun, 25 Apr 2010 13:38:41 -0400

The Killers- Somebody Told Me

The Killers, ‘Human’

Sun, 25 Apr 2010 13:35:57 -0400

The Killers, ‘Human’

Dean-Winchester-supernatural-

Sun, 25 Apr 2010 13:33:22 -0400

Dean-Winchester-supernatural-

Young Winged Boonoo

Sun, 25 Apr 2010 13:30:46 -0400

Young Winged Boonoo

fckyeahthirteen: Thirteen: Hallucinations and smells were kind...

Sun, 25 Apr 2010 13:28:33 -0400

fckyeahthirteen:

Thirteen: Hallucinations and smells were kind of working, right? Why the bath?
House: Hypnosis gave me a nose picker. Smells set off hallucinations. Sensory deprivation should get the brain into an alpha-theta phase. Didn’t you see Altered States?
Thirteen: I don’t think I was even born when that movie was out.
House: Well then you’re too young to be a doctor. That movie was released in 1980.
Thirteen: That was twenty-eight years ago.
House: No, it wasn’t, shut up.
Thirteen: Did you just forget what year it is?
House: No. I just remembered how old I am. I need to give my brain time to transition so I can embrace my inner monkey. Or maybe I don’t. Give me some physostigmine. It crosses the blood-brain barrier.
Thirteen: And act like a nerve gas, stop your heart, you’ll go to heaven and be omniscient. Good idea. Not going to happen.
House: Don’t do anything. Even if I escape. Eat a goat. Get shot by police –
Thirteen: Wasn’t born yet means I won’t be entertained by further reference.

4.15 - House’s Head

fckyeahthirteen: Taub: I thought you said…House: I said Frodo...

Sun, 25 Apr 2010 13:26:22 -0400

fckyeahthirteen:

Taub: I thought you said…
House: I said Frodo not Gollum.
Thirteen: Is he saying I’m short or I have hairy feet?

6.18 - Knight Fall

fckyeahthirteen: 6.17 - Lock Down

Sun, 25 Apr 2010 13:24:57 -0400

fckyeahthirteen:

6.17 - Lock Down

fckyeahthirteen: Foreman: You okay?Thirteen: Just a headache. I...

Sun, 25 Apr 2010 13:24:17 -0400

fckyeahthirteen:

Foreman: You okay?
Thirteen: Just a headache. I took some ibuprofen, but —
Foreman: Where’s the pain, front or back?
Thirteen: Front. Why are there never any interesting pictures on these cards? They should make a dirty version.
Foreman: A sharp pain, or more of a throbbing —
Thirteen: Relax, it’s not a side effect. People get headaches.
Foreman: True, but I can get you an MRI.
Thirteen: If I’m on the drug, it’s been weeks. It’s not like something’s going to suddenly crop up now.
Foreman: Okay. First card.
Thirteen: Train, duck…
Foreman: You can’t remember?
Thirteen: Piano.

5.14 - The Greater Good

fckyeahthirteen: Foreman: You know what a broken cowboy is? It...

Sun, 25 Apr 2010 13:22:28 -0400

fckyeahthirteen:

Foreman: You know what a broken cowboy is? It was on House’s list of requirements.
Thirteen: I have three theories.
Foreman: Why is House so into this bachelor party thing?
Thirteen: He needs a reason to be into a bachelor party?
Foreman: He needs a reason to be into anything.
Thirteen: Give me your wallet.
Foreman: House could be trying to tempt Chase into cheating. Break them up.
Thirteen: You think House is into Cameron?
Foreman: I think House is into Cameron being into him. Marrying Chase would shatter that fantasy.
Thirteen: If Chase cheats then they shouldn’t be getting married in the first place.
Foreman: So you’re okay with House getting Chase smashed enough to make a stupid mistake?
Thirteen: Being drunk doesn’t change who you are. It just reveals it.
Foreman: You think she can do the broken cowboy?
Thirteen: God, I hope so.

5.22 - House Divided